Dear Leader has returned...with helmet ;)

I should really work on the whole 'once you start something remain committed to it' idea... I realise it is cruel to hold my millions of fans in suspense for so long

Hmm well lets start with tonight and work backwards shall we... as I am sure you're all just DYING to hear what your beloved Commander has been doing with himself ^_^

Tonight there was much merriment and eating to be had at the pizza cafe on campus with people (who prior to tonight I had never even met) who form the exeutive of YouthSPEAK International. For those of you who DONT KNOW, Im the secretary of the QLD branch of the organisation and yes it is a youth-orientated non-governmental organisation...and it is run by a power-hungry madman (I kid you not! )

On the Laser Force front the helmet has scored many victories as there is now requests flooding form all four corners of the globe for wearing of the helmet during gameplay...unfortunately this new popular movement (which has achieved a momentum greater than the anti-war in Iraq protests) has been suffering major setbacks at the hands of a certain Jared... who I despise and WILL be disposed of in his sleep with a screwdriver to the eye

When last you heard from your dear Leader his finances were in a situation that could only have been described as 'dire'. I am most estatic to bring to you the latest news that due to a windfall in much money from our friends at the ATO (australian tax office ;)) this poverty has now been erradicated...which means I get to cancel my request for a loan from the World Bank

Hmm oh and I went clubbing last Friday which PWNed! My thanks to Tim for his gracious shouting of drinks...the grand total at the end of the night was 3 smirnoffs, 2 rum and colas and a mix with tequila in it After consumption of said alcoholic beverages much dancing was in order

I am actually finding myself dancing a lot lately...even on the bus to uni while listening to music I have to catch myself before I launch into a full-blown Australian-Idol enactment ^_^ I fully intend to frequent a club if not CLUBS this coming friday so that my insatiable appetite for dancing may be satisfied

On the subject of music I am finding that techno, trance and other rave-affiliated songs are staying perpetually on my song list- both on my computer and PDA...this phenomenon perplexes me and I of course shall keep you all abreast of developments as they happen

after all this is the network America trusts... fair and grossly inbalanced

adios amigos!